Today we were the perfect Stepford Family. The house was primed, polished and preened into submission. The children sent with a packet of biscuits to their Wendy house. I had the valuers in.
It looked as good as it wil ever get. But blimey!
The valuers sucked their teeth and shook their heads, tutted a little, not worth as much as I hoped they were sure I thought...
Why can't they just be nice about a property? Say yes, it's gorgeous. Housing market pants, you should get £3.95 for your house Madam, so long as you don't overprice it.
We ate clean food all day, children have learned the correct use of a table cloth (to throw over dirty table) and now we are all exhausted.
It's hard work being the perfect family!
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